A June 12 Story -The Chronicles Of Alhaji Bashy!

 I used to have a friend we called Alhaji Bashy. He was not a Muslim. No. But he called himself Alhaji Bashy, even if that was not his real name. You want to know his real name? It was Theophilus. And his wife was named Ruth. His children? He was yet to have one.  Even Ruth was called his wife by designation. We were all young in those days, and any woman to whom you wrote regular via IFTTT