End Time Marathon...OMG!

A man has reported broken his kini during a vigorous s3xual activity with his wife. Daily Mail reports that the man and his wife were having s3x when he heard a cracking sound which resulted to his manhood immediately swelling up and developing dark bruising, making it to resemble an eggplant. Before the man reached a nearby hospital, his penis was badly swollen, discoloured, and via IFTTT