End Time Story!

A bizarre case has left people in shock after a woman from Founders location unknowingly married another woman thinking she was a man.  In fact, she has slept with 'him' on numerous occasions but the woman, unknown to her, used a small pestle (mutswi) as 'his' manhood.However, the cunning tomboy allegedly covered the black pestle with two condoms, switched off the lights each time they via IFTTT